Grumpy Motherf**ker
NSFWLiner Notes
this is my annual goofy valentine's day song. it's a love song to my wife, Amber. it’s about how she's great and i suck.
#punk #powerpop #lovesong #valentine #antivalentine #romantic
Lyrics
you love me every single day even though all i do is complain i’m nothing but a grumpy motherfucker
i get upset about everything being around me is like a bad dream what do you see in this grumpy motherfucker?
you know i’m not as good as it gets and my credit is a fucking mess and you don’t care that inside i am grotesque
if i go bald i know you will stay you’d love me even if i wore a toupee you love this grumpy motherfucker
well you could be with an astronaut or you could love anyone you want you wanna be with a grumpy motherfucker this motherfucker i am a lucky motherfucker
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what's more punk than being grumpy?? I really like the vocals. Great song.
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"you know i’m not as good as it gets and my credit is a fucking mess and you don’t care that inside i am grotesque"
This whole section killed me. I'm dead. Sweet and heartfelt and funny af. Loved it dude!
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Nice, very fun track and great lyrics!
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I love this! It has that great Ramones or Queers 50s-style punk feel. This is my kind of love song!
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Awesome piece. Really like that guitar riff, and the switch to “and you don’t care that inside I’m grotesque” was such a cool extension of the groove
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You make me laugh. These lyrics are fabulous. Such a great love song you got here.
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Excellent powerpop punk love song. A nice twist on the usual love song
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This is so damn cute, the cutest song I’ve ever heard with a NSFW tag. Particularly loved the toupee line in the context of your incredible mane (that says more than anything else about the power of your wife’s love). I think we’re all lucky mofos to be with the ones that love us x
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Perfect power-pop. I gotta work out how you get that clean-yet-grungy guitar tone.
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Another fun tune! Kind of expected back-up vocals to come in singing thirds. Had that sorta vibe
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She is awesome. And you are only slightly less... :) Very catchy pop-punk tune. Fun lyrics. I went bald (dammit), but I bought a David Bowie Starman wig, so, there's that!
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This made me laugh! So catchy, and your delivery is perfect. The ending is a great touch.