FAWM: "I Really Hate Your Guts"

I Really Hate Your Guts

2025 by @opossum

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Liner Notes

I dunno whut to say 'bout this 'un. It is about a breakup and I guess I really do hate this other opossum's guts. Hope they end up spilt on the road!

#americana #bluegrass #opossum #possum

Lyrics

I Really Hate Your Guts February 15, 2025

you hurt my feelings broke my heart now I look like shit smell like farts I hate your head, arms, legs and butt I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton or walk on the moon I'll never be the president see it snowin' in June I'll never write a better song than this stupid tune if I never see you again it'll be too soon

you broke my spirit hurt my soul my body aches from hole to pole I wish you'd keep your big mouth shut I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton or walk on the moon I'll never be the president see it snowin' in June I'll never write a better song than this stupid tune if I never see you again it'll be too soon

I hope you're hit by a car or eaten by a dog I hope you fall off a cliff or lick a poison frog I hope you die a painful death no ifs, ands or buts in case I've not been clear enough I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton or walk on the moon I'll never be the president see it snowin' in June I'll never write a better song than this stupid tune if I never see you again it'll be too soon

Comments

@gb9 2025

What a catchy tune! This is going to run thru my head for a while now... Oh dear! I'm definitely going get into trouble singing this.... Wonderfully done, very engaging. Kudos

@ragbag 2025

Daft and brilliant - Clever, rude funny and great banjo playing. Loved it. :-)

@nadine 2025

I had to look twice to see the double entendre. Uuuh! That banjo is awesome #tit4tat

@gm7 2025

Well ,there is little ambiguity in those lyrics!

this sums it up: "if I never see you again it'll be too soon"

#tit4tat

@cbmagic 2025

NIce catchy toon. Hysterical. Keep it up.

@tamsnumber4 2025

The first and third verse are hysterical. I think that is what is so special about being an opossum, you can just say it like it is....Catchy tune and I really believe that you hate someone's guts! LOL! Great banjo playing!!

@kpollock 2025

Lol. Great stuff. Made me laugh. Go opposum!

@thwingbill 2025

I'll be singing this one in my dreams. You should start the Possum Party and run for Preside ever since I heard this song

@roblyon5150 2025

I really LOVE this song!

@gindark 2025

Hee hee, as usual brought a smle to my face even with the horrible content. I thought the banjo was really skillfully done, or at least it sounds so to me, but then I think banjos are some form of dark wizardry which will be forever beyond my grasp. Anyway, huge fun and great lyrics as always.

@coolparadisoMod 2025

Jeez Ray you are a tough one! Personally I think you do have a chance as president! Sillier things have happened!

@angelinapowersuit 2025

There is no confusion here about the message of this song, haha. But I admire your ability to communicate a song of anguish with light hearted, self-deprecating humor. The banjo is fire. Great production and melody, you make it sound way too easy.