Was a living legend back in college All the women would flock my way other people out there reading books I chased the thrill of the always party

nicknames I had a few Sit back and I'll share e’m with you

They called me peel to open And Lord kick butt The glitter gentleman And a buncha other stuff

sexy Steve And the breakdance boy The Dance-matron monikers I enjoyed

If you stopped by my college dorm The party's were the best in town Thriving on vodka and rye up all night breaking it down

nicknames I like to boast These are a few i like the most

They called me Dapper dan The great pilot dawg The Flight Fright Fighter Some too gross for a song

Laramie The bodacious bladder Twelve toe tony Why doesn't matter

But here's the thing I went to tech school And wasn't interesting Artists nurses And guys who weld My social climb Didn't go that well

They’d sing hey there buddy Hows your double double chin I'd forget to study And fail everything

They called me four eyes blind The mythical chungus The butt music master Some other insulting stuff