Slick Schtick (Naughty Kicks)
by @iwilleatyou · @amelea
NSFWLiner Notes
@iwilleatyou - Hot Dawg! This is all Amelie's fault; go pick on her.
Lyrics
Rack stackin black shag Ass is thick it's Cadillac Send some stickin From the lickin Til it gets us both waxed Slick Schtick Naughty Kicks Spittin on the ugly dick Boost that push back Flexin like a dog pack
The grocery store is close I've got to get me hot dog The grocery store is close I can't be without hot dog
I'm not hookin, I'm just sayin' I just wanna get to playin There's no fun when you get no tastin of the money shot
Rack stackin black shag Ass is thick it's Cadillac Slick Schtick Naughty Kicks Licken bumpin stiffy sticks
The grocery store is close I got to get me hot dog The grocery store is close I can't be without hot dog
Tasty hot dog
Prick sticky lick dick Slicky schtick with naughty kicks Rack stackin black shag Ass is thick it's Cadillac Push Push Boost that push Put some oomphie on the bush Pull and push Pull and push oh my uh! god
The grocery store is close I've got to get me hot dog The grocery store is close Oh thank god Cause I can't be without hot dog
I want some hot dog I want some delicious hot dog (straight up) I want some hot dog (straight up) Slick lickin stiffy sticks (straight up) I want some hot dog (straight up) Yeah I do
Comments
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You guys are so cool. This is some infectious hipster goodness. @iwilleatyou can write some crazy good infectious synth lines. Rockin' rhythms too. Amelea shines here hammering out the lyrics with style.
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No doubt some depraved minds would claim this is about something other than meat based fast food products. Cleanse your minds of such debauched imaginings you spawn of satan
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Interesting take on the "ear-candy Pop Rocks in all its flavors". 😂 Still trying to figure out what all this is about, but I like it. Definitely ear-candy to me. Well done, especially amelea.
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Ooh, immediately appealing. This is totally unhinged, in the best way possible. Fabulous, well done you two, excellent collab.
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@iwilleatyou, your beats and off-kilter synth work is top class this year. @amelea totally matures your energy as with the last tune. The lyrics are bags of fun!
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Who doesn't love a good hot dog? This was a fun slicky schtick!
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In the year of 2025, erudite connoisseurs of post punk microwave rock and roll we're treated to the most ironic of cultural satire, with the daftly titled song: "Slick Schtick / Naughty Kicks."
This boldly paradoxical artistic effort embodied both the Apollonian AND the Dionysian nature of masculine and feminine friction intrinsically inherit of a society hellbent on either self-destruction or gluttonous over consumption of pork by-products. Bravo I say to you, Bravo!