Ready with the punchline while you're half way through the joke Throwing out the spoilers while they're naming all the tropes Haters shrug and sneer At your latest bright idea

Nothing is original, they say it's all been been done Say that there is nothing new underneath the sun Shakesepeare did it fine No need to waste your time

Well if you can't tell a story that somebody else has told I know of a story that is surely getting old So you're only going to have to bare somebody else's soul And you'll never have to write another love song

Who would want to know it when it happens every day Is there any more that anybody else can say? All emotions already expressed So just let a robot do the rest

If you can't tell a story that somebody else has told Well I know of a story that is surely getting old So you're only going to have to bare somebody else's soul And you'll never have to write another love song

But even if it's true, even if it's nothing new There's nobody can tell the story quite the same as you

If you can't tell a story that somebody else has told Well I know of a story that is surely getting old So you're only going to have to bare somebody else's soul And you'll never have to write another love song

Time to put your headphones on and swipe across the ]screen Plug into your terminal and run the subroutine Ready now on streaming from the way iFeel machine Where no-one needs to write another love song?

And imagine there's a world with no more love songs