Alright, who gave you permission to make me damn near fall out of my chair? The gall... This could be a saturday night live commercial. I don't know who you are or why you do this, but I appreciate the laugh quite a bit and hope you'll keep it up!

Hilariously hilarious You should sell 'em by the truck load. Haha. Cheers

Another brilliantly silly song.....

The whole advert type style of the song is so clever....

I have a friend of my has an obsession with pants, I think he'd love this....and with damn good reason.

It's brilliant :)

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The spirit of Dr. Demento is fine and well here. The list of side effects had me rolling with laughter. You've got a gift for good hooks and bizarre imagery, and every time I listen to one of your songs, I can't help but smile. #titfortat

Lol. This is totally bizarre and very funny - reptile dysfunction! Crazy brilliant - really made my day. Opossums rock. :-) #tit4tat

hahahahahaaaaaa Love it! Very silly and very funny. And thank you for your kind words about my "No Ethical Billionaires" lyrics! (tit4tat)

Brilliant advertisement for something the world never needed! Reminds me of the ads from Demolition Man - but funnier! The closing warnings had me in stitches. Musically I’m loving the banjo and the general feel of the piece.

Had to click on this one after I saw the picture. And I'm very glad I did. The jingle is amazing but what made me crack up several times was the before/after patter -- particularly love the line "reptile dysfunction." Great job with this.

Haha!! So glad I stumbled across your page. This is so funny!! I love it!

I saw the art for this when you posted it, and honestly, I couldn't get it out of my head. PANTLERS. Genius idea. Reptile Dysfunction. You have created a world here, a madcap, zany place, and I don't wanna leave!

Well shucks! I would imagine this is all on the rave in the woodlands. Would try some but unfortunately lack the massive rack. Well this was more fun than I expected! Hats off to you good sir!

The photo takes me back to the animation in ren and stempy or Rocco’s modern life…both of which were quite formative for me.

I would buy this product if I or anyone I knew had antlers as the jingle just makes me believe in it so much.

#tit4tat Best part HAHAHA "leaky butt, sprinkler diarrhea, and reptile dysfunction." Creative. Hilarious. Catchy, too!!

The jingle is hysterical, but the graphic makes it! 😂

This is hilarious and quite insanely ridiculous!! Again, brilliant humor with great bluegrass track. I'm not sure how successful your endevour will be Mr. Ray D, Most deer are far too self-conscience to wear pants on thier antlers.. Make sure you offer them in bright orange so the hunters won't shoot at them!! Regardless... great jingle, quite the earworm!! I wish you luck!

Sounds like an old public access advertisement at the beginning. Wonderfully done! I’ll be sure to tell all my antlered friends about them

LOLOLOLOL!!! So imaginative! But oooh, those side effects!!!!

I love this, great comedy and well done. You need to keep this up and create an album.

This is amazing and hilarious! The side effect disclaimer 😆

From the comments it looks like you and moonraccoon need to get together. I, on the other hand, no longer need pantlers since I moved to Mexico, where it's a lovely 80 degrees today. Had I stayed in Montana however, I'd be hitting you up! Awesome ad!! Good luck with your newest venture. And I'll be looking for the donut visit update! ;)

So funny and clever, love the side effects, wonderful ad, thanks for letting me know about your new business adventure...good luck!!

PS. I would love to hear your interpretation of my song "Uncle Billy's Singing Frog" of you ever want to collaborate on something. Your voice would be perfect, better than mine!

I think you must have inherited some crazy jeans. They are a lot like those pantlers of yours. Great song!

And once again you DO NOT disappoint. Hilarity ensues whenever you're around. This is great. I can truly see Pantlers being sold at Cracker Barrel. Very clever, Mr. Opossum. Very clever.

Hmm, I don't think I want to encourage my local deer to hang out in my garden any more than they do!

Such ingenuity!!

Do you stock 5XL? Asking for a moose friend.

I now have antler envy because I have nowhere to wear pantlers. Though pantler is also a good portmanteau for panty liners, so maybe I do...

Love your sense of humour! Agree that “freezing your rack off” is the best phrase.

I need some Pantlers!

Lol, of course I would like a custom pair to fit over my minnesota viking fan head horns! Just to disguise myself living here in wiscansin, dontcha know! :} Not too bad for an Opossum!

I enjoy that this could not possibly any more ridiculous. It's just so off the wall, and it's hilarious!

Lol this reminds me of my own spoken-word advertisement from a few years ago; selling strawberry yoghurt in Zip-Loc bags. You make me laugh. If I had antlers I would definitely get some.
Maybe I could just invest.....

Such innovation coming out of the Ray D. Opposum house. Amazing. This is so convincing, I might need to order some, even though I don't have antlers.

"because you're freezing your rack off" made me spit out my drink.

It's been so cold around here I need thermal underwear for my antlers.

Great song. Funny, creative and a great sales tool.

Ray D., you are so so full of ideas. Pantlers are perfect for what fails you.

my laugh for the day! so funny! these are ads I wouldn't mute

This had me cracking up so much lol, really nice job on this!

I'm a cold cold dear with a cold cold beer hosting too-nicely functional reptiles.

Please please pantler me with diarrhea sneezes from the butt.