FAWM: "Zongbusters"

Zongbusters

2025 by @gmcgath

There is no demo for this song.

Liner Notes

This is obvious, but as far as I can tell with a search, there's only a short fragment following up on the idea. The tune (if that's the word) is obviously "Ghostbusters."

#lyricsonly #parody

Lyrics

If you post a song And it gets ignored Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS! If you think your verse Ought to be adored Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no zong

If you write the words Running through your head Who can you call? ZONGBUSTERS! An invisible song Comment section's dead Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no zong

Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS! If your song is a bomb Log in to FAWM And call ZONGBUSTERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no zong. Hey, I hear you like the words. I ain't 'fraid of no zong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS! If you want a dose on Your lonely post, baby You better call ZONGBUSTERS!

Let me tell ya something Bustin' makes a song good!

It won't stay alone, oh no ZONGBUSTERS! When you write slothcore If you want to hear some more I think you better call ZONGBUSTERS!

Who ya gonna call? ZONGBUSTERS! I can't hear you ZONGBUSTERS! Louder ZONGBUSTERS! (etc.)

Comments

@bxphane 2025

Awesome idea! should be the official anthem for all the zongbusters around here!

@spotlightkid 2025

Now I got that bendy synth line stuck in my head! This should become part of the FAWM manual! 👍

@alicelimoges 2025

This is awesome! Thanks for Zongbusting my Kentucky song.

@nancycunning 2025

You do a great job matching the stresses of the language to the stresses of the music playing in my head. Reminds me that I should try this sometimes. I especially liked the rhyme dose on with lonely post. And yes to the call to action.

@quadrivium 2025

This is great, Gary! Cathy’s right—no need for a demo. I’m already playing the bass and keyboard parts back in my head.

@cathymc 2025

Oh this is BRILLIANT! No demo needed, we can all sing along 🙂. Best thing I’ve seen today and I’m enjoying songs that are about the process of writing songs for FAWM. There should be a collection of them all somewhere.