Verse 1 Let me introduce you to my friend John. He can always put his finger on The funniest words and the best song To cheer me up when it gets long. (My face...when my FACE gets long.) Have you met my friend Louise? She's the one who really sees All my better qualities And helps me when I'm on my knees. (Metaphorically speaking - get your minds out of the gutter!)

Chorus All my friends are silly, And that's a very good thing. You'll catch them dancing in the grocery store. (If there's music playing.) And all my friends have open hearts, And that's a beautiful thing. You'll find them doing kind deeds galore. So let's turn the world into one big dance floor.

Verse 2 Let me tell you 'bout my pal Joe. He's the one who really knows All the bestest places to go To cut a rug or to see a show. (Not that kind of show - geez!) Let's not forget dear, sweet Marie Who showed me how much fun life can be Even when I'm folding laun-d-ry Or doing my taxes or taking a pee. (OK, I'll give you that one.)

Chorus All my friends are silly, And that's a very good thing. You'll catch them dancing in the grocery store. (OK, there doesn't need to be music.) And all my friends have open hearts, And that's a beautiful thing. You'll find them doing kind deeds galore. So let's turn the world into one big dance floor.

Bridge Imagine how much better the world could be If it were more like my friends and me. Instead of chasing profits, We could point out where it's off its Rocker. Intelligence devoid of any heart and joy Can lead to harm with the methods it employs. Add some silly to your smarts, though, And you'll see the world will start to Come together, not apart, so Please take these words to heart, yo, And watch all the good things grow.

Chorus All my friends are silly, And that's a very good thing. You'll catch them dancing in the grocery store. (Come on and join us!) And all my friends have open hearts, And that's a beautiful thing. You'll find them doing kind deeds galore. So let's turn the world into one big dance floor.