This beautiful piece of art truly captures the magnificence of the subject matter. Poetry.

This takes me back to a airplane restroom where my baby son hosed down every surface. Luckily someone had told me “urine is sterile” So faced with weiner water I did flee. Laughing out loud and dancing inside.

are you taking the pxss! or maybe giving it! today's laugh for sure!

I've always wondered if you were multitracking, but now I know you're playing all the instruments at once: your front legs, your back legs, and your multi-talented wiener.

Thanks for the informative lecture -- I took copious notes! This was so much fun! I love your conversational lyric style, and of course the lovely timbre of your voice is the icing on the cake! This is good ol' country, the way it should be! Nothing complicated (except your superb banjo pickin'!) but straight to the point! And a very interesting visual created in my mind as I listened...

I thought this was going to be a song about hotdog water. Nice rhymes and an enjoyable listen.

Appreciate the lesson. If I'm ever in a similar situation I'll surely take a tip from ol' uncle opossum

Oh man! How you transcribe your act of well.... creative lyrics and definitely not for kids xD #tit4tat

I have to say, if you have 1/10th of the fun while writing these songs as I'm having listening to them, you are certainly on the right track! Genuinely creative and quite polished too! #tit4tat

I learn and get edjumacated so much through your songs, and they are also so darn fun to listen. Great banjo playing Mr. Opossum!

Thanks fer edumacatin us! Wiener water is going to be going through my head for the rest of the day, hahahaha!

Haha! Laughed all the way through. Especially the ‘don't drink it cause it’s pee’ bit.

A great little country sound underneath it all. Superb comedy track. #tit4tat

You are hilarious! PANTLERS hahaha... also just now getting the pun after seeing your website.

Jokes aside, great rhymes and subvertation(sp?) of expectations in the lyrics. Even, joyful bluegrass music. And of course, extremely important and educational subject matter.

#tit4tat (You've already come by for a visit)

I very much consider myself educated and also warned. I particularly appreciated verse 2 with the list of animals who now hold grievances. And the earworm of a chorus that I absolutely cannot be singing around the office this afternoon!

hahaha such a gross concept. Limp Bizkit wrote an album called "Hot Dog Flavored Water" back in the early 00s. Did you influence them, Opossum? A hippo flings its tail around to mark its territory. I can see the competition here. :) haha thanks for the giggles this morning! Creative and fun.

There is something about making a solid song about such obscene subjects isn't there? I was expecting hot dog water, maybe I'm not as dirty minded as I once thought, that's on me. Strangely educational I suppose. #tit4tat

I may be thinking about this too much. However, that quintessential bluegrass bass-thump bops along very smoothly, backing the subtle stereo-spread of the banjo lines. Very nice.

In the UK, we know wiener sausages as "frankfurters" ... and "frankfurter water" is the by-product of cooking said sausages in an electric kettle. I know. People have been known to die from a lack of etiquette when using the 'furter-water for making cups of tea.

Thanks for this informative PeeSA! Urine fine form pickin' on that Banjer and now I will be cautious picking up a Possum (even if he is Playing Possum) thanks to your advice. Good luck with the Hippo. #tit4tat

Excellent advice!

And thanks for making this downloadable. I can already feel that this is going to be my #1 summer jam. Excellent lyrics, relaxed delivery, salty bluegrass goodness. Two wieners up!

This is hilarious, Mr Opossum! And a good lesson to unsuspecting persons encountering a critter playing possum!

HAHAHA I have no words!!!!! No words other than this made me laugh so hard, my boyfriend thought there was something wrong with me.

Way to end fawm with a good ole piss song!!! AS usual Ray, these lyrics are hysterical and brilliant. You really have a knack for comedy music....like another Ray... Ray Stevens...the streak dude!! My favorite part of the song... the rhyme of marvelous with hippopotamus!! WOW!! Who'da thunkit?

Did you know that Turkey Vultures vomit on their enemies?!?!? They save their pee to cool themselves off in the summer; they just pee all down their legs!!!

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This may be the greatest song I've ever heard!