She may be weary Girls they do get weary Trading their love for some bling But since she’s weary Time to try a brand new thing

The nose is smallish The butt could be more ballish The boob have a little more spring The doctor is waiting You can be a brand new thing

Chorus: Let’s have a hand for that new you And maybe we’ll all do it too There’s really no need to be blue Cause you’ll be a brand new thing

Bridge: You can be a new Rodin Removing whatever’s not part of your body plan You are the art in your museum Your friends all want to see ‘em On the way to your brand new thing

So when you get teary Face up to your fears And prepare for the knife’s sweet sting When the tenderness leaves you If the surgery bleeds you Everybody still needs to… Be a brand new thing

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