It begins with righteous common sens and ends in a jest ! This did surprise me !

For a second there I thought you're buying your mortgage AND your bank :) I don't think "divorce season" has even sounded so enticing! Fun reading of the prompt, marvelously developed!

This is such a great take on the prompt. Clever lyric writing Tim!! Reminiscent of the heel to polka, I know what I’ll be thinking about next time I’m at a bush dance!

It's a consumer world let's keep up with Jones' fun but not fun ditty.

Ah, an ode to our material world. Eloquent as ever. Thanks for rattling my chain to remind me that it's February!!

you lay out the whole life span of the consumer in a few short, witty verses. and i love those "Right"s and your summing up at the last verse in the form of a divorce settlement.

Damn those Jones always having that little bit more, or is it less. You can have it all until you can't have any at all. Fun tune and very on point as always FT 😎

The tune is so jaunty, and the lyrics so bitter! It's whiplash of the best kind, tied together by your super-sarcastic, eye-rolling vocal performance. The third verse is especially acerbic; I like it!