guilty conscience Aint stopped me yet midnight excursions keep me fed Down the stairs I creep In the dark For food I seek

My nights with my kitchen A jumbled gorging fest Chips one second a cookie the next

Finished off with a leftover wing. A glass of milk and slice of bread Grab a handful of assorted nuts so I can make it back to bed

Me and my fridge We don't get along It's a piece of shit And I'm an asshole Everything I eat Becomes a noisy mess But I keep eating Nonetheless

My nights with my kitchen A jumbled gorging fest Opened a new jar of pickles Before I finish the last

Slice of salami satisfies certain je ne said quoi Can't leave this open bag of cheeses here I guess I'll just finish it off.

My nights with my kitchen A jumbled gorging fest I'll eat anything in my way Sometimes I even chew my kids

No diet can touch me at midmight I won't let it My nights in my kitchen Are a jumbled gorging fest.