๐น๐น๐น Song Hamster ๐น๐น๐น
by @sapient · @carleybaer
Liner Notes
Sapient: Yesterday morning, on the FAWM Slack, Carley said how she couldn't get to sleep because the hamster wheel in her brain was still spinning. Two minutes later, our new FAWM mascot was born: Song Hamster! Remember kids, Song Hamster is ALWAYS watching, but only in February...

Sapient: uke, lyrics, singing, grindcore break Carleybaer: cello, singing, inspiration
Carley: It all happened so fast! I said the thing about the hamster, Sapient empathized immediately, I eventually fell asleep and woke up to this absolutely precious ukulele waltz about a song hamster. It was already nearly perfect but I felt that in order to convey the true breadth of Song Hamsterโs havoc, it needed that little something extra, and Sapient agreed. I threw down a quick harmony and cello-as-bass and he did the rest and made it legendary.
Lyrics
Song Hamster Song Hamster Comes in the night If you write songs He won't give you a fright Song Hamster Song Hamster Song Hamster knows If you don't write the songs then he'll Bite off your nose
Song Hamster Song Hamster Runs all night long Song Hamster knows If a song's right or wrong Song Hamster Song Hamster No time for games Song Hamster Kicks ass And then takes the names
Song Hamster Wants you to write Song Hamster Watches you all night
Cannot be unseen Eviscerates your dreams Trapped inside the wheel Your mind will never heal
Melodic exsanguination Rhythmical extermination Tempo-locked insomniac Pitch-corrected rodent snack
Cannot be unseen Eviscerates your dreams Trapped inside the wheel Your mind will never heal
Song Hamster Song Hamster Not very tame Song Hamster Lives in your brain Song Hamster Song Hamster Won't let you sleep Song Hamster Has long claws And teeth that go deep
Comments
Happy, shock, fear - all the emotions I felt whilst listening to this! What a brilliant, playful song and a total earworm. Great work on the grindcore @sapient!!
My one year old and she went mental at the metal bit. To be quite honest so did I. I feel like the hamster has some sort of memetic curse attached to it. He lives in all of us now, biting and scratching. Still, adorable tune and my baby did genuinely love it.
I have finally got around to listening to this and now I will never be able to get it out of my head. This is glorious. I literally laughed out loud after the grindcore part. Fear the song hamster!
You are both so very delightfully odd. Love this.
Why did that grindcore break make me burst out laughing? Now I have a new entity in my personal pantheon that I need to appease in the proper ways.
+1 on the T-shirt (can we get it in some offensive color, please? Neon pink? Chartreuse?).
10/10 no notes lolololololol
Coming back to leave another comment, because I am obsessed with this bloody song. And the animated gif. Thanks for that.
And +1 on the shirt.
Also, +1 on the t-shirt.
Oh, holy hell. So I vaguely saw some discussion of this in the slack cafe and STILL didn't expect that.. erm, bridge? I went from singing along to having to piss in a matter of seconds. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but sheesh.. this should come with a warning. Glad I don't have a pacemaker.
I also want the t-shirt. This is truly smile inducing, and then Sapient takes it to the next level. Fab collab!
I wonder if Burr will take pre orders on the Song Hamster T shirt? This is absolutely brilliant.
I mean, I already liked it a lot. And then my soul was eviscerated. Come on, Song Hampster, I thought we were buds? Oh? We never were? Damn, Song Hampster, that's harsh.
Oh I was not expecting it, except I was expecting it when it happened! EPIC!!
This is my official FAWM theme song. Itโs got big teeth! Itโs a killer!
This is funny. Unexpected. But somehow I knew that this vicious, biting, asskicking animal was evil. ๐
Oh my god this is incredible. It's so sweet and pleasant, and the break comes in beautifully to crush your soul. It shouldn't work but it really really does. So fun. Love the lyrics, particularly the break.
The greatest song ever written in FAWM. Mic drop
Oh hell...new phobia unlocked... ๐ From ukulele to metal and back....what a bundle of surprises!! I needed the laugh...this is wonderful!
Haha, this is a perfect FAWM theme song :) Perhaps a new mascot was born? Song hamster loves the same groove in my brain. Must save some TP rolls and build a new maze. Your voices sound lovely together--beautiful harmonies!
This left me speechless. Now I can't get it out of my head. Song Hamster is preventing me from making my 14th track.
This made me cry real tears from laughing! Iโve now listened 5 times and that incoming distortion still kills me every time. Just absolutely amazing and perfectly captures the two sides of our furry lil friend ๐น
Edit to add: the listening experience is elevated if you watch that hamster gif the whole time
This should have a video. Then you should send the video to every community television station in the nation for late night rotation. I have included the list:
https://apts.org/stations/find-your-public-tv-station
๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
Thank you so much for this, itโs exactly what I needed. Iโm laughing, but also feeling less alone knowing that Song Hamster visits other people as well (I feel he/she/they have several relatives - work hamster, embarrassing shit you did 20 years ago hamster, the whole gangโฆ) Itโs funny because itโs true? Pitch-corrected rodent snack, brilliant.
That's gonna leave a mark. (especially if you don't write a #%$%#& song!!) You two gave us a memorable masterpiece!
i'm sitting in a coffee shop listening to this and trying not to embarrass myself laughing too much.
The FAWM Slack this year has been a constant source of delight but thisโfolks, you have excelled yourselves. "Tempo-locked insomniac / Pitch-corrected rodent snack" had me absolutely howling.
Song Hamster becomes TERROR HAMSTER but then back to song hamster. "Pitch-corrected rodent snack" is my favorite line. So gooood.
Ah yes, the Song Hamster. Not in the least frightening or creepy. Nope.
Awesome! Such a catchy song, I have definitely had Song Hamster visits previously. The grindcore break in the middle fits perfectly